Monday is considered the most hated day amongst lazy people like me. Yey, I do admit that I’m an extremely lazy person and I hate Monday/ :P Though it’s also the most productive day for success hunger.
After the 2 days break it’s really hard to be on working mode again unless you own your own business. Even in my school days, I used to wish if I could skip Monday. When I started working for a living. I used to work hard except Monday. :D
Funny Monday Quotes & Memes
Here I’m sharing 45+ Funny Monday Quotes & Meme in English. Just share them on your social profiles and save them on Pinterest if you really hate Monday like me :D
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Monday Funny Quotes
Waking up on Mondays.
Shortest horror story: Monday
Dear Monday. I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.
I am not emotionally prepared for tomorrow to be Monday.
Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.
Warning: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause you a Monday.
And just like That… poof weekend gone.
I swear it was Friday like 5 minutes ago.
Happy Monday Quotes Funny
That horrible feeling on a Sunday night when you realize what tomorrow is…
Oh My…. is it really Monday again already? – Good Morning. Monday..,.
Ok, Monday Let’s do this!
Good morning keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.
Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister.
My Week is like. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday
Funny Monday Quotes for Teachers & Student
Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.
Mondays are punishment for what you did during the weekend.
I usually spend my working hours on Monday like this.
Monday should be optional.
Hello Monday, May I ask you a question? why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have enough hobby?
Dear Monday, go step on a lego.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday Be short.
Monday got me like CNTRL + ALT +DLT+ END TASK
If each day is a “gift”, I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.
Warning! Monday is here, I repeat, Monday is here, this is not a drill.
If Facebook had a Dislike Button. Monday would be the top disliked post.
Dear Monday, I was thinking you should take a holiday. Trust Me,
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
Hey Monday, You left this ,,|,, at the house.
Please Don’t tell me its monday tomorrow.
Monday Mood For Work.
Funny Monday Quotes & Sayings
- Give me a treat, or leave me alone. It’s Monday
- What we do on Sunday absolutely doesn’t matter unless it meets us on Monday. Changes us on Monday. Transforms us on Monday.
- Hey I know it’s Monday but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.
- The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.
- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
- Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it would be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it an official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.
- Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
- What about Monday- That could be the one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.
- Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.
- There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.
- Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.
- This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.
- Monday is great for becoming too busy to die.
- On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?