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30+ Best Sarcastic & Funny New Year Quotes In English With Images

best Funny New Year Quotes in english

Millions of people make new resolution for up cumming year. But people like me are always same as they were last year. January is the light of hope and December really disappoint those you are filled with over dose of resolutions.

Here i’m sharing 30+ Funny new year quotes & sarcastic images just to make you laugh. Don’t forget your each and every second is beautiful do enjoy it yourself.

Do not get disappointed because you could not achieve something. You might have some that people are wishing for many years. Do check this article and share your favorite funny happy new year image with us.

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If’ you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

My new year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.

Dear 2017, make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.

New year’s Resolution:
Option A: lose weight
Option B: Buy a Bigger Basket

New Year’s Resolution.. More time on treadmill.

Dear Luck… Can we be friends in 2017? :P

dear luck new year wish

The only thing i have gained in 2016 is weight :P

gained in 2016

Movie 2012.. Today is the forth death anniversary of our planet. rest in peace.

I can’t believe its been a year since i didn’t become a better person.

New years party Expectation vs reality.

Get ready to make this mistake soon in 2017..

I don’t have a new year’s resolution you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.

First rule of 2017. never talk about 2016

My new years resolution? I’ll probably keep it at 1280 x 1024 like always. thanks for asking.


This year i’m going to tell more people to f*** off.

Today at he gym i asked a girl what her new years resolution is, She said “F*** you” so i’m pretty excited for 2017.

My new year :D :P

I’m so excited for 2017! can wait to waste another year.

Funny jokes for new year eve.

Every new year i resolve to lose 20 pounds and i do the problems is that i gain 20.

Successfully wasted 358 days of 2016 8 more to go.

May all your troubles last as long as your new years resolutions.

New Year’s resolution
last year need to get in shape for spring.
This year need to get in shape for airport screening.

Don’t expect any new year’s Resolutions from me. I plan on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, Foul-mouthed delight, That you’ve all come to know and love!

Me on new year’s eve.

Resolution for 2017. No Exception No Disappointment.

No New Year / New me here
I’ll be the same honest as***** at 12:01 that i was at 11:59

Imagine us waiting for 2017 and all of a sudden comes 2016 S :P

The library before finals looks like the gym after new years.

Dear 2016

I’m glad you’re Over.

Written by Mursaleen

Hi. I'm Mursaleen Siddique, The guy behind UltraUpdates.com. I'd rather call myself a struggling Blogger. I love Blogging with WordPress, Covering Islamic General Topics Graphic & Web Design Inspiration and WordPress Themes, I'm available on
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