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30+ Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes & Sayings Images 2017

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Hey guys Well i’m quite against valentine’s day. but today i’m sharing here some funny valentine’s day quotes images just to entertain you.  365 days are for spreading love then why to choose only one day to express your feelings.

Here are 30+ Valentine’s Day funny quotes & sayings in English with images of 2017. These funny words will surely make you laugh and if you’re single then most them will fit on your situation.

Funny Valentines Day Quotes Images

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it’s almost valentines day and i don’t know what to get myself yet.

Any Plans for Valentines Day?

I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that i don’t exist.

If i worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day i would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s Drink.


Valentine’s Day Forecast: I’m alone and i love it.

Screw valentine’s day i’m just waiting for the discounted chocolate on February 15th.


On Valentine’s Day open the car Door for her. After Valentine’s day open the trunk for her.

For valentine’s day i want 1 million Dollars.

Happy singles awareness Day!! (S.A.D) because you’re never more aware you’re single than this time of year.

The awkward moment when you realize valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet.

Don’t Even Think About it!! List time you screwed up.

I love you less than my cat but still alot!

i;m going to spend valentine’s day with my true love.. Food

Everyone’s all in love and in a relationship and i’m just like. Banana

Would you be my valentine?

Thoughts on valentine’s day.

1, i woke up

2, i went to school

3, i saw him

4, i hugged him,

5 i kissed him,

btw the order is 2,3,4,5,1

Happy valentine’s day hope you’re all finding love whether that’s with food, Netflix, or even a 6 pack of chicken nuggets. Oh yeah and of course that special someone x

Even though sometimes you ask me if i’m still watching, no one understands me like you. Happy valentine’s day NETFLIX.

I’d love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.

I am on a diet so you can buy me diamonds instead of candy this valentine’s day.

February the month of love. What’s the difference between me and a calendar? a calendar has dates.

If you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day, just remember. Noboday loves you on the other days of the year either.

Who benefits from valentine’s day.

Everyone i know is either getting engaged or married and i’m here like lemme post another quote.

Yes i am going to be single on valentine’s day. No, I don’t think its a big deal.

When your friend finally talks to her crush and the whole squad be like.

Finally found your heart din’t think you had one.

This is how i spend my valentine’s day.

Be my valentine. I’d le you see my browser History.

funny valentines day card

I knew i loved you. When i farted and you din’t run away.

funny valentines day cards



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