Best Captions For Instagram & Facebook Photos

105+ Funny Selfie Captions and Quotes Ideas for Instagram, FB & Whatsapp

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Hey guys, I’m pretty sure that in this era of smartphones and technologies every one loves to take selfies. specially teens spend their some of spare time taking a fun selfie and make them more fun with good captions.

Selfie is also a kind of activity which won’t let you feel bored or alone. with just simple touch you’ve got your selfie.

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Funny Selfie Captions For Instagram

Taking funny and witty selfies has become a teen’s trend on social media. But I won’t be completed unless one adds funny selfie captions or quotes.

Here I’m sharing huge collection of funny selfie captions that are suitable for Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp, and other social network sites as well.

Funny Selfie Captions for Guys

Funny Selfie Captions for Instagram

  • Look at these muscles.
  • Sizzling hot!
  • New look, same mistakes.
  • I may not have a six-pack, but I like to think of myself as sexy in my own way.
  • Showing cleavage doesn’t fix your face.
  • Be classy, never be trashy be little sassy.
  • Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.
  • A selfie once a day keeps the depression away.
  • Wanna see my guns?
  • Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
  • As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.
  • When you are laughing life seems to be better
  • If you live for other people’s acceptance you will die from their rejection.
  • I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
  • 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
  • Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
  • I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.
  • Good boy or bad boy? You decide.
  • Who’s a good boy? I am!

Funny Selfie Captions for girls

  • Coffee and Confidence.
  • Just a pic of me being an idiot.
  • Don’t Start Your Day With Broken Yesterday.
  • Did I make your heart skip a bit?
  • In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
  • Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness.
  • Don’t mind me. I’m just flexing.
  • You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status
  • I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.
  • noon. Yeah, I know, I’m a problem solver.
  • If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.
  • Remember that broken crayons still color.
  • When people tell me, ‘You’re gonna regret that in the morning,’ I just sleep until
  • You only live once. But, if you do it right, once is enough.
  • I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
  • Smile big, laugh often.

crazy insta captions

  • I don’t always study, but when I do—I don’t!
  • I’m a selfie lord. Bow before your king!
  • Sweet as Suger, Hard as Ice, You Hurt Me once, I Kil You Twice.
  • I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
  • Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.
  • When nothing goes right, go left instead.
  • I don’t need to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT!
  • Notice me, senpai!
  • They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.
  • The truth is—I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.
  • Started from the bottom, now we’re here.
  • I like Not Fair Term’s And a Villain’s Mind.
  • Somethings look very good in dreams
  • Real men don’t take selfies. Ironic, isn’t it?
  • My skin and bones have seen better days.
  • Vanity is the new trend!
  • When you take a selfie and your hairs look perfect but not your face.
  • Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.
  • Wanna know what else is bigger than my smile? My heart.
  • “Time to witness the handsome!” – Lancelot (Mobile Legends)
  • Weekend, please don’t leave me.
  • Friday—my second favorite ‘F’ word!
  • I took these photos to distract myself from intense hunger.
  • I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was ALIENS!

Humorous Selfie Captions For Girls

selfie friend quotes

  • I woke up like this. (Because I fell asleep in this getup and makeup.)
  • This girl is on fire! No really, my muscles are burning from all the exercising I did.
  • Some people grow up, I glow up.
  • This is the most magical picture you’ll ever see in your life.
  • Catch a glimpse.
  • Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?
  • I’m a selfie royalty. Now bow before your queen!
  • This princess needs no prince!
  • “Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?” -Mulan
  • I’m too glam to give a damn.
  • Stress doesn’t really go with my outfit.
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • Life isn’t perfect. But my hair is!
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  • Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.
  • Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
  • I sparkle from the inside out.
  • Crazy hair, don’t care.
  • How much do I weigh? One hundred and sexy!

Extremely Hilarious Selfie Lines

Funny Selfie Captions for guys

  • My dog dared me to do this selfie.
  • Today, I will be as useless as the letter ‘g’ in the word ‘lasagna’.
  • The cat made me do it, I swear!
  • Fresher than you.
  • I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right.
  • I’m probably going to regret this in 3…2…1…
  • What do you think of the beautiful view?
  • I call this the ‘hey, at least I tried’ selfie.
  • I had fun once, it was horrible.
  • I think you are lacking vitamin ME!
  • I’ve got it, I’m flaunting it, and you’re liking it.
  • If I was funny, I would have a good selfie caption.
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
  • All of my imaginary friends say I need therapy.
  • It’s sexy time!
  • This is called a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.
  • I’m sexy and I know it. And now you do too.
  • Reality called, so I hung up.
  • How do I get out of this glass prison? Someone, please help me!
  • I need a six-month holiday, twice a year!
  • Drunk people, children, and leggings: They don’t lie. And neither does this picture!
  • Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
  • A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.
  • If you have eyes, look at me now!
  • Life is a soup and I’m a fork!
  • This selfie is so good, I can’t believe it’s me.
  • I’m printing this selfie and putting it on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star.
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Hi. I'm Mursaleen Siddique, The guy behind UltraUpdates.com. I'd rather call myself a struggling Blogger. I love Blogging with WordPress, Covering Islamic General Topics Graphic & Web Design Inspiration and WordPress Themes, I'm available on Facebook Twitter Pinterest.

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